`Bands/artists you like. 5-10, no exceptions: Fear Before the March of Flames, Sex Positions, Emery, Dead Elizabeth, The Cure, Ed Gein
`Likes. Tell us what you enjoy. There's not really a limit, but don't give us an essay: I like pina coladas. And getting caught in the rain.
`Dislikes. What do you absolutely loathe? Don't be an emowhore and say EVERYTHING. If you hate everything so much, do us a favor; jump off a cliff and put both yourself and us out of misery: EVERYTHING! um. i hate people who type u. not you. like it takes SO much energy out of their poor drained bodies to hit two extra keys.
`If you could be an animal, what would you be and why? I'd be a koala bear. Because I'd never be made fun of for my nose again. All koalas look jewish.
`Tell me what you think about Madonna: I'd do her.
`What do you like about yourself: I guess I'm a funny person? I unno.
`What do you want to accomplish in life?: I want to kill everyone. Um. Make love not war.
`If you were walking down the street and a hostile dishwasher with wings attacked you, what would you do?: Rip that fuckers dials off.
`Opinion on Drugs + Alcohol [explain]: I am guilty of both. But its my life. I dont mind if people dont do it and I dont mind if people do. I DO mind however when someone tries to push their ideas on me. I hate the sxe kids that look at me smoking and go "EW WHAT A GROSS FUCK." its like.. "hey youre gross and youre not even smoking kiddo."
` Jerry's apartment number: 4A
`Why you think you should be accepted. Make this short. And be creative. Or not. Whatever. Because I'm good enough to fuck yer mother.